""Fuck man, I was wearing Teva's in Ostrava, ten fucking years ago," Ted interjected. He was sick of all of these polyglots who claimed to know their dick tip from their pinky toe. "Ask your mothers who supplied your fathers with their mustaches, and oh so generously at that. I won't be eating this generic brand velveeta anymore! Kraft or bust. God damn sirs, god damn." - from The Autobiography of Malcolm X's Cousin, Jim Kelly (E.A.D.Y.) (1792)
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