"Hector had no idea that vandalism was encouraged in these parts. You see, he had just flown in from easterly shores and had a mind to scrub his nether regions so that they were pristine enough to hold court on. He decided to skip lunch and reflect on the genocide that had occurred in his kitchen earlier in the day" - from Randy Savage's memoir
Snapping Bones and Beef By-Products: Shame, Sadness, And Glory Behind the Shades (1792)
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