"To disrobe and mount Ophelia was his only goal. If he had to kill to do it he would entertain the thought. Luckily for him this was Canada and not some remote island death camp where savages dance about speaking in tongues and gesticulating their desire to fill our cavities with first world drapery." - excerpt from Hieronymus Bosch's Speaking Frankly, Fairly, Freely, Frenchly, and Other Ideas Beginning with "F": Mom Says Keep It on the Stove for Another Thirty to Forty (1792)