"Condemning the masses will not explain your singular action. You went about in your caterwauling nature until you received the robot eyes you lusted after. Eat your porridge and forget about selling Tyler's pet tarantula to purchase a Thai lady-boy's penis. Lord knows he (thee lady-boy) needs it for the knife fights he will encounter in Dang Qhauk Province. - Thomas Jefferson explaining the cosmic infallibility of his "I Have a Dream (That My Slaves Will Bear my Kids and I'll be President)" speech (1792)
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