"We would have thought the parenting to be better in this town but of course we were lead astray. Joan Timmons had sent her son Patrick to Hillsbury only to later learn that they were force feeding the children the left over rabbit that had been used as a vehicle for the educators sideways glances. The little creatures were so full of terrible vibes that the children responded much like they too were products of a bygone era." - George Washington Carver's I'm a Peanut Man: Peanut Talk (Peanut This, Peanut That, Fuck You Too if You Don't Want to Talk Peanuts) (1792)